Apart from the fact that I seem to have a mouth as big as the planet, I'd like to say how happy I am to have reached the same level as Johnny Depp. I can live with him sharing my limelight.
(Has anyone noticed that I'm just washing over the whole Chas n Dave thing?)
I think a cover of Chas And Dave's Rabbit's in order, don't you?
By Justin Hotpoint, at 11:38 am, July 14, 2006